In no particular order...
1. You can work up a decent heart rate on the Wii Fit by dodging big balls.
2. An eight year old's definition of "love handles" is "love that's way too hard to handle."
3. Waterproof make-up works very well. Especially on a two year old.
4. Children eat constantly.
5. When the dog makes weird sounds let him outside. Fast.
6. The size of the coffee cup is an indication of the type of day it has been.
7. French fries should not be cooked until they turn black.
8. The sound of chewing annoys me. Yes, really.
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