Well, I guess my inability to remove myself from email lists may be slightly advantageous. Hefty emphasis on slightly. Discovery Health is, apparently, having a Spring Body Challenge and you too are invited to join.
What will you receive that will make your life oh so much better, you ask? Well, according to the email here's what's included:
"Join now and receive FREE:
* 2 week Bally Total Fitness® membership*
* Custom meal plans with over 1,000 easy, healthy recipes
* Progressive fitness plans, tailored for you by experts
* 24/7 support from successful Challengers
* Individualized weight and fitness trackers
* Video and interactive tools from fitness and weight loss professionals
* A weekly e-newsletter filled with recipes, tools and helpful articles"
There was a whole bunch of legal disclaimer stuff about the 2 week Bally's pass. Like you have to print it out and redeem it between today and May 11, 2009. I didn't read all of the teeny tiny fine print, but I'm guessing you'll also have to listen to a sales pitch from a blond muscled guy named Sven. Those sales pitches start out okay, but then they turn ugly.
They turn ugly when things start to happen....like them weighing you and calculating your BMI with that "Holy cow, I can't believe you're not strapped to a heart monitor and iv drip" expression on their perfectly tan faces. You know, I'm needing blog material so much, that I may just go and take them up on a free trial. I'll sacrifice because I know you all need a good fitness related laugh.
I'll keep you posted.
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
30 Day FREE Bally's Pass
I wonder if Discovery Health & Bally's read my blog about them being cheap on the 30 day free membership, because today I received this...
"Join the National Body Challenge with Bally Total Fitness®.
When you register for Discovery Health's National Body Challenge you are entitled to a FREE 30-day Bally Total Fitness® membership.* Use your FREE 30-day BallySM membership to discover all the support and tools Bally offers to help you to get to a healthier you, at a pace that's right for you.
Start Strong, Stay Strong!
Register for Discovery Health's National Body Challenge today and download your FREE 30-day guest membership. We don't want you to miss out on a great opportunity to use our facility for free and get the results you deserve!
Bally wants to help turn your participation in this program into a way of life by offering an exclusive membership only for National Body Challenge participants:
In addition to your FREE 30-day membership, if you join Bally now for the price of a local-access membership, you'll get a FREE UPGRADE TO OUR NATIONWIDE ACCESS! That's access to over 300 Bally clubs across the country.
What's more is that you will also receive up to 1 year free of membership if you join now. Certain restrictions apply.** Don't wait – this special offer is only available January 15th - 18th!
If you've already printed your FREE 30-day pass, simply activate it by calling or visiting your selected club to make an orientation appointment. Or, book an appointment online today. And, for added motivation, have a friend register and download a pass so they can come in with you!
At Bally's recently updated and upgraded clubs there are even more ways to help you reach your National Body Challenge goals, including:
* High-energy Group Exercise classes
* Resistance, Cardio and Strength Training equipment
* Nutrition advice
* And much, much more!
Congratulations on taking your first step! Bally Total Fitness is very excited to wish you a warm welcome and hope to see you soon!"
SOOOO, if you'd like a free 30 day pass to the spandex-zone register by Sunday for Discovery Health's National Body Challenge. Hey, free place to workout and I just bet they'll have someone give you some basic tips for getting started. Even if you don't join afterwards you may come away with some handy dandy workouts.
Let me know how it goes!
"Join the National Body Challenge with Bally Total Fitness®.
When you register for Discovery Health's National Body Challenge you are entitled to a FREE 30-day Bally Total Fitness® membership.* Use your FREE 30-day BallySM membership to discover all the support and tools Bally offers to help you to get to a healthier you, at a pace that's right for you.
Start Strong, Stay Strong!
Register for Discovery Health's National Body Challenge today and download your FREE 30-day guest membership. We don't want you to miss out on a great opportunity to use our facility for free and get the results you deserve!
Bally wants to help turn your participation in this program into a way of life by offering an exclusive membership only for National Body Challenge participants:
In addition to your FREE 30-day membership, if you join Bally now for the price of a local-access membership, you'll get a FREE UPGRADE TO OUR NATIONWIDE ACCESS! That's access to over 300 Bally clubs across the country.
What's more is that you will also receive up to 1 year free of membership if you join now. Certain restrictions apply.** Don't wait – this special offer is only available January 15th - 18th!
If you've already printed your FREE 30-day pass, simply activate it by calling or visiting your selected club to make an orientation appointment. Or, book an appointment online today. And, for added motivation, have a friend register and download a pass so they can come in with you!
At Bally's recently updated and upgraded clubs there are even more ways to help you reach your National Body Challenge goals, including:
* High-energy Group Exercise classes
* Resistance, Cardio and Strength Training equipment
* Nutrition advice
* And much, much more!
Congratulations on taking your first step! Bally Total Fitness is very excited to wish you a warm welcome and hope to see you soon!"
SOOOO, if you'd like a free 30 day pass to the spandex-zone register by Sunday for Discovery Health's National Body Challenge. Hey, free place to workout and I just bet they'll have someone give you some basic tips for getting started. Even if you don't join afterwards you may come away with some handy dandy workouts.
Let me know how it goes!
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