My mom sent me an email this morning with some funnies that I just had to share. Hope you laugh! =)
"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends."
"I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers."
"Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!'....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!"